6:32 a.m. on 2001-12-07
A very snotty girl

The girl at work, the one I said I thought was cute if not for the fact that she weighs in at a whopping 91 lbs., is about as deep as a puddle. I started having a conversation with her about something or another. Anyway, she plays her ace card and asks me, "Do you go to museums?" Now, I'll admit. I like museums, but I don't frequent them very often. In all honesty, I just get bored. Ican hold my own in a conversation about most any artistic medium, but I learned none of what I know from going to museums. Upon learning this of me, most people are instantly transformed into snotty brats, as if mutated into yuppies. I lied this time. I told this girl yes. "I like Museum of Natural History MUCH better than than MOMA (museum of modern art)" she says. This is oil and water here. Clearly, she was bluffing, but I don't know why. I told her I liked Burger King better than McDonalds because BK has the better dollar menu. She became snotty. I went about my work...in other news, a friend keeps trying to talk me into going into an ecstasy selling ring. I would, but if I go to jail, I fear that will be the end of this diary. Charles Manson has a computer with internet, but he also has a huge fanbase. Until then...

in the slammer - up for parole