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7:35 a.m. on 2001-12-07 Some broad named Melissa slagged off Mel's site pretty bad. She is from Diaryscore, but I won't link it because that would just make people visit them. Here's my review of Melissa of Diaryscore: ----------------------------------------http://mel839.diaryland.com "I was very disgusted at all the disgusting pictures. Now, I know I'm not supposed to hold it against you but I'm also 15 and this is DIARYLAND. There are younger children that view these sites. Therefore I refuse to review your diary and I'm sure the owner, Sarah, and the other DS reviewers will agree with me on this one." note from owner: "this site is a site that anyone is welcome to come to, 5 year olds and 50 year olds are both welcome here, we need to keep this site age apporpriate and family friendly, I'm sorry but those pictures were not age appropriate for some of the viewers on this site." Ryan's Grade on this Paragraph: "I was very upset at the upsetting use of redundant adjectives by Melissa. Clearly, Melissa needs to join a nunnery where the only thing read will be the good book. Yes, Diaryland would be such a fun place if all diaries with risque pictures and racy content were banned. Sweetheart, it might just be time time to hop off the Prude Express and stop being a slave to your parents antediluvian views of morality. Just because you've chosen to become a fucking nun doesn't mean everyone else has to follow you into the convent. And yes, I'm sure all 3 (yes, three) of the other "distinguished" barely-teen Diaryscore reviewers WILL agree with you. Shocker!" ---------------------------------------- Melissa-Lei: "I'm 15 and I live in San Diego California. I love to read, write, and watch movies every chance I get. I like to travel, probably because I always have to go to San Francisco to visit family. My biggest inspiration would have to be my older sister Christina. In the future I would love to take up photography. I love designing web sites and all that but I hate updating! *lol* My favorite TV show is.... 7TH HEAVEN! I'm sorry but I love that show." Ryan's review of this paragraph: "Like OH MY GOD!!! 7th Heaven is SO my favorite show too. It's filled with morals and family values and nothing offensive. SO COOL!!! It's the perfect show, for like, any castrated teenage girl. AWESOME!!! I love to read also. Do you like TV guide, too? It's my favorite book!!! The crossword puzzle is SO HARD, though. I HATE updating also. SO HARD!!!! It makes my head ache to update too often. Well, I have to go take my flintstone vitamins now....buh-bye! heehee!!!!" ---------------------------------------- "Today is my day! It's my one year anniversary. I can't believe it. I am so happy. I went to see Kyle after my doctor's appointment. It was so nice seeing him. I gave him a little peck on the cheek and we talked for like five minutes and then I left. It was so nice being in his arms and hugging him. *sigh* My doctor's appointment went great. I'm going to start counciling. Big plus! Me and my doctor talked and it was fun because she really can relate. It was cool. I really like her. She's super nice. I start reviewing tomorrow. My days are Tuesday and Wednesday. Ok, remember Joey?? I talked about him before. (See "Little Dick") Well, today he talked to me! I was like ok. I was sitting in my seat talking to Lorenzo and Joey is trying to walk behind me but me and this one girl's chair too close together so he's like scooting my chair in. I turn around and I'm like "What the hell are you doing?". He's like I can't get by, so I move. During class he gets up again. This time he asked if I could move and I'm like ok. I move and he says "You're so nice!". I was so surprised. I still think he's really attractive. If I had the chance RIGHT NOW, I would get with him. He's cute! Today was weird though. Ok, I'm off. Love you all!" Ryan's review of this paragraph: "Like OH MY GOD...this is like, so the DEEPEST writing ever. Kyle sounds like SUCH A BABE!!! WOW!!!!This was SO MUCH BETTER than Catcher in the Rye." ---------------------------------------- Final Verdict ---------------------------------------- This diary and the diarist herself, were both TOTALLY uninspired. Melissa would do well to locate her genitals and make use of them. Then, she might look into buying a dictionary. Finally, she should read Mel's diary for what a sterling example of a great diary is. in the slammer - up for parole CLIX |
