1:02 a.m. on 2002-01-05
This stuff should come in smokeable rock form

I had received a gift for Christmas called the "12 Coffees of X-Mas" and I decided I'd try a few. Let me tell you, cocaine has nothing on the 12 coffees here. I don't know what, aside from the regular stuff, is in the 12 coffees, but I may not sleep for days. In brighter news, a friend will be bringing me some mushrooms from upstate NY, so that should be rather interesting. I owe tuition on Tuesday, but that's no problem. Thankfully. It's actually a little eerie how things are so serene right now. I know school, or lack thereof, has a good deal to do with this. My aorta is asking me now, "Why daddy, why have you drunk 6 of the 12 coffees of christmas."

in the slammer - up for parole