2:46 p.m. on 2002-01-17
A new idea...woooooooo

Alrighty, I had a really good laugh yesterday. I read that Germany wants to make David Hasselhoff the equivalent of a British knight. It really gets better. It's for David's "cultural contributions" to erman society. I never knew. All this time, I thought Hasselhoff was just a bad actor, but he was, in actuality, selflessly devoting himself to the imbetterment of the Deutchland. We can't totally blame Dave for this. Didn't the Germans do enough, what with the holocaust? Still, they are intent on punishing the people of the world.

In other news, Kristen called me a film snob. WELL!! I never...really I'm not, but it all gave me an idea. Since this diary thing has long since soured, I was thinking of converting it into an online arts and entertainment magazine. You know, with razor edged reviews of movies, literature, television, hell...even sports. Ok, I could never do this alone, so if any o' my online buddies, or even my not-yet-to-be buddies would like to help. please let me know. This could be fun.

in the slammer - up for parole