6:27 a.m. on 2002-03-01
I'm a scientist, dammit

Ok, I probably mentioned this before, but Sigma-Aldrich, the pharmaceutical firm, thinks I'm a researcher. Sounds crazy, right? But they send me mail all the time that says "My name" followed by "researcher"!!!!!! More often than not, they send me some useless brochure on the newest Alzheimer treaments and shit to that effect. Maybe they send me those because I have NO fucking recollection of how I ended up on the mailing list, as the modern day reincarnation of Enrico Fermi, no less. They are onto something, though. I mean, occasionally I do fiddle around with water and baking soda and find crazy shit like remedies for heartburn. In any event, they sent me a catalog with every chemical known to man in it. I'm seriously going to order some shit out of this thing and mix it all up and see what happens. *kaboom*

in the slammer - up for parole