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6:36 a.m. on 2002-03-05 Mr. Templehoff on the first floor is officially on "Apartment Vacancy Deatwatch"! Profile- Name: Leon Tempelhof Age: Late 80's Race: Old white man Ethnic makeup: Tempelhof is a name of Germanic origin...hmmmm...Herr Leon!!! Noted disability: Two arms measuring about 5 inches in length. Do I really wish death on him: Why yes! The day I moved in, he told me he was calling the cops on my moving van which was not even double parked, but parked at a fire hydrant!! What the fuck did he think was going to happen in the next 10 minutes? Towering inferno? I guess...because he called the cops, thus ensuring a spot in "Apartment Vacancy deathwatch". Final Analysis: Mr. Tempelhof aka Shorty Arms the svengali of sour pusses, is an excellent candidiate for apartment vacancy by way of death...he's everything you don't want in a tenant. Rumour has it that the strong smell of piss coming from Mr. T's apartment is due to his inability to properly relieve himself. Why? Those little fucking T-rex arms of his make it hard for him to pull his pants down in time. To this, I say BRAVO!!! Keep drinking that prune juice Leon, I'll be watching and smelling. in the slammer - up for parole CLIX |
