10:25 a.m. on 2002-03-12
A plan to get richeses quickeses

I'm eating a sandwich. Yes, I know you're excited as well. Dee West, the Wesley Snipes type dude who screams at the oversexed teenage girls is on Maury right now. "You ain't even treating your momma like that no more!!!" he says and the kids laugh at him. I think we,as in Sammi-jo, Kristen, Romi, Blu, star, heather, etc. should publish our diaries in an anthology and in the words of a brilliant young scholar on Maury, we "be having tha gold and tha richeses, knowhatimsayinMaury?"

in the slammer - up for parole