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10:14 a.m. on 2002-03-15 Ok, NOW I'm bored. I'm watching some mysterious British show on SciFi about some mysterious British assholes. It's called "Dark Shadows" and the acting is so overdone. It's all about a witch in a British manor and a little girl and some other people. One lady looks like Zsa Zsa Gabor and she's playing with Tarot cards and doing some spooky shit. My cats are all scared because the TV is on loud and it's all like the Dark Shadows theme ("WOOO OOOOO OOOOOOOOOO") so I'm gonna turn it off now. Ok, back. Now the cats are trying to figure out how to open the windows. I can't blame them. I wanna be outside too. I was invited to go see another play with my best friend. The last college play I saw with him was the last time I saw any action whatsoever. I ain't going, though. I just got Bedazzled and Planet of the Apes on dvd and I promised the cats I'd watch POTA with them, but with the volume turned down. The grunting ape played by Tim Roth scares them. Little dorks! in the slammer - up for parole CLIX |