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1:33 p.m. on 2002-03-29 Arafat: "America, I need your help. I'm in a jam. Put on this clown suit and distract the Israeli's. While they are distracted, I'll sneak out the back!" America: "No way, dude. We put that suit on all the time, and you always tell us, 'Things are gonna be different this time, I swear' but they never change." Arafat: "It'll be different this time, I swear." America: "How can we be sure you just won't be back to your same old tricks again." Arafat: "Because...I LOVE THE JEWS!" America: "Even when they have two tanks pointed at your office door?" Arafat: "EVEN MORE SO!" America: "Give me rock solid proof that you have changed." Arafat: "I swear, on the sacred name of Allah...no suicide bombings for at least 48 hours. And if one should happen, I will condemn it with harsh language and EVEN have the suicide bombers arrested." America: "Welllllll...OK!!! You know Arafat, I think you have changed this time. We'll be over in a jiff, clown suit and all." Arafat: "I love you America!" in the slammer - up for parole CLIX |
