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2:21 a.m. on 2002-04-09 Ok, the Jewish wedding: I found out that Jewish law stipulates that a wedding gift be given in increments of 18. So, I got excited. Instead of 18 coffee makers I thought, "woohoo, 18 bucks, a good meal, I'm straight!" Nah, When I told my mom, she gasped and said she would be humiliated and blah blah blah. So, I coughed up the customary $100 and called it a day. I got seated next to various co-workers of the groom. They spent the cocktail hour talking about mutual funds. Yeah. Real sex machines. The ceremony itself was nice and short. Though, I didn't understand why the bride and groom stepped on glass, considering Jewish people are usually so careful about bringing harm to themselves. Oh well. The dinner featured the typical Russian singer who wore clothes eoo big for his body and sang a tad out of key. I danced with some old ladies. The highlight of the evening: the bride fell out of the chair during the jewish/wedding dance. Runner-up: The classless russina singer turns to the boy who caught the garter belt (I'm sure you know, he is supposed to put it on the girl who caught the bridal bouquet)and says, "Heyyy!! Are you a pussy!? Put it on her!!!" WOW!!! Overall, a good time was had, amybe too good by the MC!! in the slammer - up for parole CLIX |
