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2:52 a.m. on 2002-04-15 To start off a pretty bad weekend... I was informed that my unemployment was discontinued because my last employer says my excessive latenesses wee cause for misconduct. Whatever. Saturday, I take a walk down to Kings Highway to buy some sneakers. There's this little lady standing at the curb selling some(looked like) postcards. Upon closer inspection, they are pictures of the World Trade Center. Now, I can bear with these vendors selling just pictures of the WTC, but this little moron had pictures of the building in flames, and worse yet, one of the pictures was of people jumping out of the windows. Normally, I'd hold my tongue...but the whole Fire company around the corner from my parents house was lost. I grew up with those guys, me and my brother used to take rides in their truck. So... me: "I think it's really disgusting that a stupid little old bitch like you is profitting off of someone elses misery. Get a real fucking job you little cunt." her: "what about pearl harbor motherfucker...they sell pictures of it in books...." Fine, I guess my emotions got the best of me. My mouth: "spit" Her face:"sploosh" I walked away and she followed me, punching me in the back. Then, she waited for a group of Hasids to pass a suddenly yelled: "What next, Jew hater? Should we burn the books, you little Nazi." I re-emphasized, loudly, why I did what I did. Most people gave the nod of agreement. I went into the show store. She called the cops. The cops came in. I denied spitting on her, but I said I found it disgusting that someone without a vendors license could exploit such a tragedy, especially when *wink wink* cops died in the WTC. Conclusion, I went home happy, her shit got confiscated. I hope I ruined that bitches week in the slammer - up for parole CLIX |
