10:15 a.m. on 2002-05-10
The PR savagery

I really had to bite my tongue this morning, because you really aren't supposed to slap an old lady's dentures out of her mouth. Especially a few days before Mama's Day (when is that anyway?). So I'm standing outside of the building when these two old bitches come rolling up on their walkers. The conversation:

Lady 1- "This neighborhood didn't used to be so bad. It was nice but then the Puerto Ricans moved in"

(off note-I've seen TWO Puerto Rican people my entire time here)

Lady 2- "You know why you never see Puerto Rican twins?"

Lady 1- "Why?"

Lady 2- "Well, they keep the first one, but they sell or eat the second one."

Lady 1- "Yes they do have big appetites."

I was aghast! Total deadpan, not even just a joke between them, but what they believed to be the truth. Wacky stuff!

Anyway, I'm heading out to school soon to pick up some forms for graduation...so a good day to you all.


in the slammer - up for parole



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