2002-07-12 :: Elizabeth Smart is dead-Get over it
2002-07-08 :: Egad! Fryman!
2002-07-05 :: Being stalked...
2002-06-22 :: Falling off the cliff's edge
2002-06-06 :: Graduation
2002-06-03 :: Briefly...
2002-05-28 :: Barbecue mayhem!
2002-05-23 :: Got Pandas?
2002-05-18 :: All about the bomb
2002-05-16 :: Mckenzie gives his two cents
2002-05-13 :: Humping cats and runny nose
2002-05-10 :: The PR savagery
2002-05-07 :: Le Birthday
2002-05-03 :: Duh!
2002-05-03 :: OH BOY!!
2002-05-03 :: The system sucks
2002-04-29 :: Hiatus, more like it
2002-04-29 :: The end is inching closer
2002-04-26 :: Boredom breeds deep thinking
2002-04-25 :: Really?
2002-04-24 :: My blahhhhhhhhhh day
2002-04-22 :: Profit from stupidity
2002-04-19 :: Is that a stock boy?
2002-04-18 :: Fuck unemployment
2002-04-15 :: The dumb dumb bitch
2002-04-11 :: Stats are insane
2002-04-10 :: Kitties in the hospital
2002-04-09 :: A Jewish Wedding
2002-04-07 :: Coming soon: Tales from a Jewish Wedding
2002-04-05 :: Reasons not to accept stray IM's
2002-04-05 :: Orientaion manana
2002-04-01 :: Ugh weekend
2002-03-29 :: Today's MidEast Crisis for Dummies
2002-03-29 :: Yay..whaut!!???
2002-03-28 :: Churning belly
2002-03-26 :: OSCAR RAGEFEST!!!!!
2002-03-23 :: Cinema Awful
2002-03-22 :: Took the test!
2002-03-21 :: Lights out
2002-03-17 :: Poor oldies!!!!
2002-03-15 :: Mysterious
2002-03-13 :: Got milk?
2002-03-12 :: A plan to get richeses quickeses
2002-03-12 :: A retarded online quiz I'm HAPPY with
2002-03-12 :: "I'm the backwards man"
2002-03-10 :: I get paid to do nothing
2002-03-08 :: Unemployed again...naturally
2002-03-07 :: A weekend I will soon forget
2002-03-05 :: Apartment vacancy deathwatch
2002-03-04 :: The elderly deathwatch
2002-03-01 :: Clixing away into oblivion
2002-03-01 :: -
2002-03-01 :: I'm a scientist, dammit
2002-02-25 :: How I slept through my own Burglary
2002-02-25 :: The return of the old
:: Rollerball 2002
:: Elvish Madness with Jill and Legolas Greenleaf
:: A Portion
:: The Man Behind The Wang
2002-02-05 :: Zine-o-mania is set
2002-01-29 :: It's makeover time!
2002-01-27 :: zine-o-mania
2002-01-23 :: Enron shmenron
2002-01-21 :: A call to arms
2002-01-17 :: A new idea...woooooooo
2002-01-11 :: math and arson
2002-01-10 :: Do my pooh bear jammies make me gay?
2002-01-10 :: What, I can't hear you?
2002-01-07 :: This must be the end
2002-01-05 :: This stuff should come in smokeable rock form
2002-01-03 :: The throes of everything
2001-12-28 :: Oprah should try opium
2001-12-24 :: An old memory resurfaces
2001-12-21 :: The Hawkins rejection
2001-12-18 :: Chock full of lot
2001-12-16 :: Suckers!
2001-12-15 :: "I'm already dead"
2001-12-14 :: Fuck you, Oliver Stone
2001-12-11 :: Fun night had by one
2001-12-08 :: So close, yet...
2001-12-07 :: Review of Diaryscore
2001-12-07 :: At first, I was sure this was a joke...
2001-12-07 :: A very snotty girl
2001-12-05 :: Old....oh, so very old
2001-12-03 :: Just throw your clothes off and sing "Hava...whatever..."
2001-11-30 :: "All Things Must Pass"
2001-11-28 :: In appreciation of those who say hello
2001-11-27 :: Trash-o-rama: My two day affair with fabio
2001-11-24 :: This is good news...
2001-11-24 :: Planning ahead for the future
2001-11-22 :: Goodbye, Teddy R! or is it...
2001-11-21 :: The not -so -distant past returns
2001-11-20 :: Gone as soon as she came
2001-11-16 :: Dressed for the wretch
2001-11-15 :: The little kid next door who is spawned of satan
2001-11-14 :: The amazing altoid mint
2001-11-13 :: Seagulls of a different breed
2001-11-12 :: Well Happy F#@$%.....
2001-11-10 :: A childhood toy returns to haunt me
2001-11-08 :: A very Brief, but angry rant
2001-11-06 :: Babs...a rant which grows like a famous nose
2001-11-05 :: Babs, the interminably obnoxious
2001-11-04 :: Time for a change
2001-11-02 :: "I'll never Lose my Password Again"
2001-11-01 :: Robitussin, death and a B
2001-10-30 :: A lackluster, but fine day
2001-10-28 :: I WILL SCARE YOU SHITLESS
2001-10-26 :: MAD LIBS!!!!!!!!
2001-10-26 :: Pissed off at jabberwocky's at work
2001-10-25 :: Last rites of Lucky
2001-10-24 :: Twyla's Survey!!!
2001-10-23 :: The man who bled in film class
2001-10-20 :: Many have writing block
2001-10-19 :: "The Big Pill Book"
2001-10-18 :: The fear of Hawkins
2001-10-17 :: Hawkins flips out!
2001-10-16 :: 41-50!!!
2001-10-15 :: 31-40!!!
2001-10-14 :: 21-30!!!
2001-10-11 :: Facts 11-20
2001-10-10 :: All about me 1-10
2001-10-09 :: The pinta, nina and so forth...
2001-10-08 :: Flu-like symptoms=false alarm
2001-10-05 :: Sleepy no more
2001-10-04 :: Our "good" friends, the Taliban
2001-10-02 :: A very fun night in which goal was not accomplished
2001-10-01 :: The Muzio connection
2001-09-30 :: Tia Carrere=boredom
2001-09-30 :: Kill the cable man
2001-09-27 :: Do I look like a guy with rubbers?
2001-09-27 :: Quest to be unemployed
2001-09-26 :: The dead Russian kid
2001-09-25 :: Of the 7
2001-09-21 :: Ok Dubya, some sense of normalcy returning...
2001-09-17 :: Work is coming...
2001-09-12 :: Glad to work the graveyard shift
2001-09-10 :: No heat stroke for me!!!
2001-09-07 :: The Great Exit of Rat Faced Steve
2001-09-04 :: Things to do before fall
2001-08-31 :: FBI in front of the house
2001-08-29 :: Discipline for a moron
2001-08-27 :: End o' this story
2001-08-26 :: A LAAAAAAZZZZYYYYY BOY
2001-08-25 :: Rings
2001-08-25 :: 90 days of the ShitS
2001-08-24 :: Bursar-shmursar
2001-08-23 :: A story shall come to me...
2001-08-22 :: Given a talkin' to
2001-08-21 :: Back from woodstock
2001-08-17 :: I am the new age Davey Crockett
2001-08-16 :: Camping and lungs
2001-08-15 :: Election
2001-08-14 :: Rob this bank!
2001-08-13 :: Trapped!
2001-08-12 :: Being 106
2001-08-11 :: Offering services
2001-08-11 :: Nice people!
2001-08-09 :: Finished the story...'bout time!
2001-08-08 :: Story to end at 4-stay tuned
2001-08-08 :: Woody Allen,work and flu
2001-08-06 :: Flu-ugh!
2001-08-04 :: Puking and groping
2001-08-03 :: Tripping the Robo not-so-fantastic
2001-08-02 :: Out on a trip
2001-08-02 :: The good old days when you could guzzle cough syrup without a hint of tuberculosis
2001-07-30 :: Jerky movements
2001-07-29 :: Vioxx shmioxx
2001-07-27 :: old job is keeping its distance
2001-07-25 :: A quickie from mr.picky
2001-07-24 :: Thanks k!
2001-07-24 :: Special Guest Appearance
2001-07-23 :: Summer of the Rat 3-Lauren Mccay
2001-07-19 :: Work rage
2001-07-16 :: Wham bam Ultram!
2001-07-14 :: Vote for George Spitz
2001-07-12 :: My motley crew of derelicts
2001-07-10 :: Summer of the Rat part2
2001-07-09 :: New narcotobots!!!
2001-07-06 :: Summer of the rat part uno
2001-07-05 :: Fireworks are weak
2001-07-03 :: Second wind or golden boy
2001-06-30 :: Battery acid or new diary
2001-06-28 :: Coming attractions
2001-06-27 :: Average *e* or fuck Giuliani
2001-06-26 :: Brother Ryan or fuck Mark
2001-06-25 :: Ruth Muzio
2001-06-24 :: Sleepy or Growing painful
2001-06-22 :: I sold out or off to work
2001-06-21 :: Adios!
2001-06-21 :: BABE a goner? or Kava Kava
2001-06-20 :: Sharpton the asshole or Slash this Friday!
2001-06-19 :: Many things overdue or Diagnosis fogeys
2001-06-18 :: Jimson or Salvia, not a tough choice
2001-06-18 :: Olive Garde=piss poor or Marie=fine
2001-06-16 :: You might think I'm a tad fruity after this or nah, I watch wrestling
2001-06-15 :: Batching maniac or I'll call Binghamton girl
2001-06-14 :: Missed or data entry
2001-06-13 :: Job works out or sweet * where art thou?
2001-06-13 :: A girl wants a date with me??? or worked into an energy pool
2001-06-12 :: Drunken work girl or donde esta senorita k?
2001-06-11 :: sobel or more on EA
2001-06-10 :: Emily Albert
2001-06-08 :: wooo...tech problems fixed or my nite
2001-06-01 :: Still no *k* or easy jobbing
2001-05-31 :: itchy or a 7.2
2001-05-30 :: Wheelchair lesbians or brittle brain disease
2001-05-28 :: Kristin's wack dates or feeling alright
2001-05-26 :: Strep or not full of pep
2001-05-25 :: Good job or bacon pukers
2001-05-24 :: Beauty of a paper or aloofness
2001-05-23 :: perking up or moving
2001-05-21 :: Bar redux with Rebecca or "get you guys laid"
2001-05-18 :: ***kRiStIn*** or new job
2001-05-17 :: Last day? or Mexican hoods
2001-05-15 :: Tired or Where's everybody?
2001-05-15 :: Good day or Blair Witch again!!!
2001-05-14 :: Annoying dude or make-up for no snow
2001-05-12 :: Cruddy day, but... or diner chick
2001-05-11 :: 30 days up or class party
2001-05-09 :: Dead doggies or acid reflux
2001-05-08 :: Dopey shorts or lowww temperature
2001-05-06 :: Recent purchases or to the finish line
2001-05-03 :: Paralyzed or rapidly approaching 22
2001-05-02 :: Essay procrastination or no longer an army ant
2001-05-02 :: Sorry Kristin or odd state
2001-05-01 :: B-day approaches or bad wrestling websites
2001-04-30 :: Bro came home or coupla days hiatus
2001-04-26 :: Nice day or backlash
2001-04-26 :: Kerplunk goes me or I contradict me
2001-04-25 :: Kristin is el gone-o or help me plan
2001-04-23 :: Justine, the hot or flesh, baby!
2001-04-23 :: Nil on the pills or wow that's a little depressing
2001-04-22 :: *sniff* I'm a quitter or Justine is hot
2001-04-20 :: So tired or girl wants to date me?
2001-04-18 :: Wednesday starring *Kristin* or big accomplishment
2001-04-18 :: Argh! Repression or perfect BP
2001-04-17 :: *sniff* missing Kristin or woke up early for some reason
2001-04-16 :: Expendable youth or pissin' on a rock
2001-04-12 :: The new coke or must have a plan for salvage
2001-04-11 :: Late entry(rare!) or poor, dopey Kristin
2001-04-10 :: Plans derailed or 'shrooming in yer own backyard
2001-04-09 :: Hopped up or bored times 30mg
2001-04-06 :: Copping for crap or NY Post in flames
2001-04-04 :: Juvenille high or loving being Irish
2001-04-02 :: Devils a springin' or Scorcese in film class
2001-04-1 :: Houlihans or watching wrestlemania
2001-03-30 :: Gems of Polish cinema or hamster is evil
2001-03-28 :: St.Elsewhere or alone again, naturally
2001-03-26 :: New job or getting ready for cinematic retardation
2001-03-25 :: WCW gets bought or i no work, I get paid
2001-03-23 :: It pays not to work or cleared of all charges
2001-03-21 :: Close to 1000 or my picture on another site
2001-03-21 :: Save Paco or Limelight t'mrw nite
2001-03-19 :: Employee of the month or i might sue
2001-03-15 :: Bye Bye WBCR or Twyla rocks!!!
2001-03-13 :: Gonna go robo or erotic fantasy
2001-03-12 :: In brief or lazy me
2001-03-12 :: Low times at work or unloved
2001-03-09 :: My old pal Robo or horny as of late
2001-03-08 :: Shennanigans or St. Patty's day coming!!!
2001-03-07 :: Blizzard my ass or goal of the week
2001-03-05 :: Mas Manteca or doffuses at work
2001-03-01 :: Sushi rolls or owing the IRS
2001-02-26 :: First heroin experience or my b-day with the Rock
2001-02-22 :: Stupid PC Richards guy or bum DXM
2001-02-19 :: Mixing drinks or cool folks I met
2001-02-16 :: Me a slacker? or Blood is boiling
2001-02-15 :: They watch or more Mickey Deez stories
2001-02-14 :: Mopey V-Day or McDonalds trauma unit
2001-02-13 :: Can't convert a lesbian or who is my Valentine?
2001-02-11 :: Justine, the beautiful redhead, sorry or I'll be back
2001-02-09 :: Almost busted in film class or *E* not the way to be
2001-02-09 :: Hi Valentine or hey*wink wink*
2001-02-09 :: Banker lady at work is hot or I'm back!
2001-02-08 :: Sangria el diablo or the radio station crap
2001-02-04 :: Gettin' close to tussin or SIGN MY GUESTBOOK
2001-02-04 :: TUSSIN BROADCAST LIVE!!! or Erica, dangit
2001-02-03 :: Fish balls or I want stuff
2001-02-02 :: I'm the lone Alki or PARTY dammittt!!!
2001-02-01 :: Party, and you're invited or Miguel's back!
2001-02-01 :: Thunder mania with Vodka or work soon
2001-01-30 :: Vacation over or turban wrapped too tight
2001-01-19 :: Vacation is hours away! or read these dlanders diaries
2001-01-18 :: A Bout with Gout or that's way too much water
2001-01-16 :: Tough guy football injury or bald, but growing back
2001-01-15 :: Work madness or tomato soup recipe
2001-01-14 :: Panda was born or good day at work
2001-01-13 :: I'm bald or Kittie no do road trip
2001-01-12 :: Feeling better or Sid Vicious is back!!!
2001-01-12 :: Magnified disaster or i wuz asking for it
2001-01-11 :: Much needed vacation or I miss Kittie already
2001-01-11 :: Ginger chews her leg or tell Kristin to go for it!
2001-01-10 :: Going to Broadway or eating Ginger
2001-01-10 :: Kittie, have some of my booze or Calo and cute, lil Kristin, *sniff* it's the end of an era
2001-01-10 :: Old lady in diner or MJ joke
2001-01-09 :: All revved up or no place to go
2001-01-09 :: Steiner still champ or Kristin MIA
2001-01-09 :: Sick Kittie or WCW is on!!!!
2001-01-08 :: Delsyn sucks or the hamster's playing
2001-01-08 :: Late at work again or Kittie's Diary rocks well
2001-01-07 :: LOGO hell or an extra 20mg of bliss
2001-01-06 :: Miguel swerved us or read Kittie's diary and teach me html
2001-01-05 :: Wacky nite at the Limelight or cheese fries
2001-01-04 :: More "stuff" or happy b-day Kristin the cute!!!
2001-01-03 :: Snow is gone or Party manana at Limelight!!!!!
2000-12-31 :: 2001 in Fax Center or tamponless
2000-12-30 :: Drug Enforcement Agency exists or wish Kristin a happy b-day
2000-12-29 :: I may not live beyond this Bronx trip or Bearden's back
2000-12-28 :: Timothy Leary or let's have a station party
2000-12-28 :: The big robotrip or I'm a pussy, the broad was right there!
2000-12-24 :: Work sucks or Kristin the bootlegger
2000-12-23 :: My first entry-arf!