Being the newly appointed Chief Music Columnist and Resident Queen Bitch, I thought it was about time to get my ass in gear on writing something. I didn't get those fancy titles for nothing you know and I have to work at keeping them. So, I'm sitting here listening to some G'NR in celebration of Axl's birthday, wondering what the Hell I could possibly write about and it hit me - I'll interview Jarrett!
For those of you not in the know, Jarrett Estes is the man behind the somewhat controversial wangoutclub. I'm sure you've all heard of, or have a profile on, makeoutclub. Well, I don't like any of those people (that's a whole other column for another time-trust me), so I'm interviewing the man behind the wang instead.
Sweetie that he is, Jarrett gave me a couple minutes of his precious time and this is what he had to say about music, the wang and life in general.
Kristen: Just the guy I was lookin for!
Estes: :)
Kristen: I need you for something. Don't get all excited though, it's nothing perverted.
Estes: psh
Kristen: Can I interview you about wangoutclub for my friend's up and coming 'zine thingie?
Estes: OK
Kristen: Cool, you rock. I hafta think up some questions, but I wanted to ask you first. Thank you!
Estes: :)
Kristen: *insert kissy face here*
Kristen: OK. Are you ready to put up with me now or do you want to do it some other time?
Estes: Let's do it !!!!! :)
Kristen: Ooooh baby!
Kristen: OK here we go. So, what made you decide to "create" wangoutclub?
Estes: I guess I'm supposed to say something like "Wangoutclub is an online community for people that are interested in meeting others with similar tastes" but really, I just wanted to make fun of makeoutclub and hookup with hot girls in the process.
Kristen: Somehow I knew hot (under-aged) girls had to be in your motive. What do you think about people comparing you to moc?
Estes: Hey hey now, there's nothing wrong with under-aged girls. "Old enough to pee is old enough for me" ... but yeah, I don't really know why people compare wang to moc cause moc is like serious. They have a "staff" and they charge people like $235 a day for advertising and they actually CARE about the site. I just do it cause I like to piss people off.
Kristen: I like that about you, you just don't give a fuck what people think about you. But anyway, I was going to get into the whole Marc (from moc) comparing your site to an island for exiled criminals thing, but I decided not to. Let's talk about the man behind the wang...what are your top 5 bands in no particular order?
Estes: Yeah that whole thing with Marc was definitely gay. He is a definitely a nerd, but whatever. 5 bands I'm listening to right now: The Strokes, Godspeed, Rival Schools, Tenacious D, Saves the Day.
Kristen: I just had to work that in here somehow because my official title is "chief music columnist" and well, I guess music should be a part of this interview. Let's get back to wang for a minute, how many people have profiles on your site?
Estes: Uhm right now, over 400. I've rejected at least that many and I have over 100 people waiting to be accepted/rejected right now. Not to mention people I've kicked off. I don't really know how many, I don't pay that close attention. Ha ha ha.
Kristen: You do have cuter boys than moc; I'll give you that. Some of your hoes frighten me, though. Why do you reject people? Tell me what it takes to get accepted.
Estes: Well, as of late, I've been slacking and accepting almost anyone. I'm not too proud of that. As soon as I get some free time, I'm gonna delete a ton of people that should've never been on in the first place. Basically, I accept my friends, people who are hot, or people with cool profiles. If they are busted but have a cool profile, I'll let them slide... but they have to have a COOL profile.
Kristen: So, if I apply (and we all know I'm pretty busted) and my profile says something stupid like "I'm a dork and you're all gay but dude I'm so hardcore and straight edge rocks" would you reject me?
Estes: First, I don't think you're busted. Second, I'd accept you cause you're a cool person. Third, you said gay, and that rules. We all know I'm a homophobe.
Kristen: Smart guy, flattery will get you everywhere with me. Well, I'm getting tired and can't think of anything else stupid to ask you, so is there anything else you think I should let your public know?
Estes: Yes, a few things... First: buy wangoutclub merchandise. Second: buy my straightedge comp coming out soon on my label. (www.xasleepatthewheelx.com). Third: tons of love to all my niggaz, you know who you are but mainly Nate, Timpac, TBOY, and all the girls on wangoutclub who love me. Fourth: all the people that hate me... thanks! You are what make wang so successful. Keep fueling the fire! Love ya! xoxo*
So there you go. My first lame wad attempt at an interview. I hope this is good enough to keep my glorious titles for another few weeks. Until next time, be sure to go check out wangoutclub, but try not to be gay or busted-that will just get you rejected.
Kristen D. Contravo
Resident Queen Bitch
